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| Author | Message | |
| Archenemy 44 | Well you would think that wouldn't you. But No!!! To deploy my mower i would need 5 of these b-52s!! The shear massiveness of my mower would kill any normal deploying device before it even finished the job. I use my very very secret weapon, which has never been told to anyone until this day! ... a sloth drawn cart! These days everyone underestimates the power of the sloth. Do you really believe that they walk slow because they are just slow?!?! No they walk slow because of all the pure muscle all cramped up in their bodies. instead of laughing at these creatures I HARNESS THE POWER!!!!! What's that i hear you ask? "But Archenemy sloths surely aren't more powerful than 5 B-52s! You must need at least a thousand! of them!" Right you are my friend but i don't only need thousands but MILLIONS! It's an expensive and highly illegal business importing sloths... especially since i am a man of quality: i only take sloths from the depths of Turkish gold mines. They are the best of the best, and smell of rich festering stone. Nothing can quite outdo these animals, except, of course, my lovely mower. So you see these measly B-52s could never deploy my mower! they are never quite as stylish as my joyous little sloths. Your friendly animal trafficker, Archenemy | |
| Anon 14 | I'm thinking you must use something like a B-52 to deploy this "mower"? | |
| Archenemy 44 | Ahhhh!!! If i only drive half a mile, that would mean that it only uses 50 gallons!! And if i only use 50 gallons, i could drive twice as far and still only use 100!!! Genius!! | |
| Mower guru 9 | This is simple... You must drive half a mile! this has been a real money saver for me! | |
| Archenemy 44 | Guru, how can I make my BIG MOWER a little more economic? It currently uses about 100 Gallons per Mile, and it kinda gets expensive... Any ideas to help me out? | |
| Mower guru 9 | http://www.scag.com/ As you can see the above link is a link into the world of love and passion which is mowing in my SABRE TOOTH TIGER... Hi i am The Mower guru i must say i know EVERYTHING about mowers and i will answer any of your questions (im also good in the sack)... | |
| jake 20 | oh my gosh mine was the pocket victor, its was faster to cut the grass with aa pair of scissors but it had character, plus i made my hamster push it right until it died of heat stroke but dont worry i sent him out the way he would have wanted i ran over him with my victor 4 stroke... well he was dying of heat stroke... | |
| Archenemy 44 | I just got a massive mower!!! its the size of my house....well almost... it can mow a hectare in less than a minute!! | |
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