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| Archenemy 44 | Ahhhhh!!! it all makes sense now!!! and to think, all this time i have been testing mower blades on frogs and random birds!! Toes!!! of course! And you were right about Wipper snippers being a quick job...10 seconds...enough said. And i discovered that the finger wasn't actually Mr Wilsons! Or a finger! I opened up the case, and low and behold RONALD McDONALD!!! who would have thought... apparently they fired him for innocently raping a 6 year old and he tried to hide in my mower. Unfortunately he had a tendency to try and molest anything that moved, and so when the mower blades started mowing... it got messy. Also, would you class driving a mower of a skyscraper as stupid Damage? | |
| Mower guru 9 | Well as creater of this website i would love to answer your questions... These questions are ones which all us mower owners come across at some time in our short lived life... So i would like to start by saying, Thank you Archenemy for letting me know that you are man enough to admit these thoughts as for jake cameron and that other idiot who seems to think this website is a place for stupididity i would like to say. Go get a wipper snipper as u cant handle the real deal. ANSWERS: 1. A mower is like a wife you will always find one which you will love and keep for life, yet it is good to read about other mowers and sometimes test ya mates mower or if ur really curious you can also but a wipper snipper for a quick job down the side of your house. 2. Rust in the motor is fine this adds the excitment of it blowing up one day when u least expect it! 3. Rust hols all over simply mean your mower is just a motor. (im sorry i had to tell you this) 4. A severed finger is a great way of indicating that your blade is still in perfect working order! 5. No, this is infact something which should be tested every 3-4 min of mowing! You will find it is easier to simply use your toes as this prevents back pain and injuries are a thing us mowers like to avoid! 6. If u have a look under the rocker cover you will find Mr,Wilson but i am sad to say he will still be alive! 7. Mower insurance only covers you for stupid damage such as running over rocks, and from this site i have learnt that there actually is someone stupid enough to do this (yes we all know who you are, and stop trying to ruin my site!) 8. This is simple i have chosen to go for a green bag as the blood from the blade testing can stand out. Anytime!!! | |
| Archenemy 44 | Wow... mowing twice a day!!! I am getting all steamy just thinking about it!!! You truely are all that is mowing!!! Do you think maybe you could answer some of my questions? 1. How long do you think you should keep a mower? 2. If there is a bit of rust on the motor, should i get rid of it? 3. How about if there are rust holes all over? 4. What if i find a severed finger in the clippings? 5. Should i be worried if that happens? 6. If it really was Mr Wilsons finger... where is Mr Wilson? 7.If I accidentally drove my Ride on off a Skyscraper, does normal Mower insurance cover the damage? 8. Should i get a green or red clippings bag? Thankyou very much Guru! | |
| Mower guru 9 | I dont have a crappy mower as i am a guru in this field so why would i buy a crappy mower u silly non-good mower owners....yer im taking a stand... i am all that is mowing...i have special ways to make my mower start 5th time every 2nd or 3rd time everytime!!! Have any of you guys thought of getting a grass growing agent so you can mow your lawn twice, yes twice a day!!! This may sound crazy, but come on! once every four days is like bad sex you just dont wanna go there!!! Well tammy i must say...you spent $13,000 on mowers where as i am able to bargain mine down as i know everything! you silly yet, possible attractive woman...mind you, you do mow lawns. So i am going to respect you. My mower has fancy yet reliable products such as a rocker cover made from grass clippings... Your Friendly neighborhood Mower Guru | |
| Archenemy 44 | hey..... lets all be serious, and not be serious here.... we're not here to actually talk about mowers! we're here to make fun of the god who made this site!!!! | |
| tammy 1 | Cub Cadets I have purchased two zero turn, commercial, Cub Cadets in the past two months. Totaling over $13,000. One was going to a different city an hour away. (This was the second one that I purchased. I also purchased a Cub Cadet 54" rider a year ago from the same place. So three riding mowers within two years) Prior to purchasing the second commercial mower, I asked if there would be any problems having it serviced in the Baton Rouge, LA. area. I was told that there would be no problem, so I purchased it here in town. The mower has 7 hours on it and has broken twice. The brake locks us and won't allow you to use it. After speaking to the dealership, they commented that it happens to this model all of the time and should of been recalled. For them to work on the mower, they want to charge her since it was not purchased from them. I called the store that I purchased it from for my money back and they refuse. They will work on it for free, but we have to drive over an hour one way to pick it up. I have made attempts to contact Cub Cadet directly and can only get information about dealerships. I can't speak to a person direct, file a complaint or mail them with any information. I have a John Deere mower and a John Deere tractor. I have had minor issues with them. I have had a store that is closer to us pick the items up and work on them for free. They honor their warranties, no matter where you have purchased it. | |
| Archenemy 44 | yeah.....and also, mine doesnt go into 18th gear anymore, cant go on highways without 18th gear!!! | |
| Archenemy 44 | i had one...it wouldnt cook my vegies....so i bought a microwave instead | |
| cameron mcdermot 10 | yeah crappy mowers | |
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