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Archenemy
44
Dude...i think you just went down a bit deep on your mower.

Possibly sniffed a bit too much fuel...

and suffered extensive brain damage.(want some crack?)

And Britany Spears... do you think she checks the internet for stuff on her?

i totally would!
jake
20
i took your advice about the BMW 18 million stroke and yes it was very satisfying btw did you know a mower can file for saxual assualt this works exceptionally well if you used a genie to bring it to life but enough about me did you know Britany Spears had a small role in the sitcom "how i met you mother" good work brit get off the meds
Archenemy
44
yeah there nice ill say, but what about BMW 18 million stroke??

they're a fine machine, like if i was just to have sex with a lawnmower, it would be that one
jake
20
plus i like rover 4 strokes

jake
20
my lawn mower was attacked by a whipper snipper he didnt survive the onslault i rushed him to the mechanic but i was to late he died on the drive over he was peacful looking at the funeral but ill never be the same

Archenemy
44
i call but he never comes...."here victor!" i would yell...but no reply
Archenemy
44
i lost mine.....
cameron mcdermot
10
i dont have one(a mower i mean)
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