buying a lawn mower or just love them... discuss it here
The Mower Song | ||
| Author | Message | |
| Archenemy 44 | Very good!!! It brings a tear to my eye to know that there still are people out there who love their mowers. There is still hope in the world. | |
| jake 20 | im combating that song with this little number of my own it is to the beat of justin timberlakes sexyback i call it mowerback [Verse 1] I’m bringing mowers back Them other middle aged men don’t know how to act I think you're special, when you slice it back So turn on and ill mow up the back. Take 'em to the lawn [Bridge] mower babe You see the back lawn Baby it's your slave I’ll let you snip it if it misbehaves It’s just that no one cuts it even this way Take 'em to the garden [Chorus] Come here victor Go ahead, be gone with it Come do the back Go ahead, be gone with it filled with LP Go ahead, be gone with it petrols on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those blades Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it slice it child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 6 times] Get your sexy on [Verse 2] I’m bringing mowers back Them other neigbours don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack 'Cause cause you cant mow the lawn without me at your back Take 'em to the lawn [Bridge] [Chorus] [Verse 3] I’m bringing mowers back You other yards watch how I attack If that’s your fence you better watch your back Cause ill jump it and mow you and thats a fact Take 'em to the garden [Chorus] | |
| Archenemy 44 | I've written a song! Oh my mower, She is clean, She is green Oh my mower, She's a mean, mowing machine My lovely mower, Runs so fast, Cuts the grass No mower can Get past, Cuts Crabgrass!! She roars like a hog As she runs down the dog She takes a clean slog Leap frog, Dead dog. No dog's ever beat her No cat or bird either In the yard, It's a goner She's my wonderful Mower It kinda scares me When my wife and kids go missing It scares me more When my mower starts a-choking (on a finger) No one knows My love for her Blade No matter if she kills again I'm unswayed (no one even knows that she diced the milkmaid) Cos Oh my mower, She is clean, She is green Oh my mower, She's a mean, mowing machine My lovely mower, Runs so fast, Cuts the grass No mower can Get past, Cuts Crabgrass!! I get a bit deterred When i find a "well mannered" In my basement, dead, Murdered But it's not absurd I get it all the time It's why i write this rhyme Help me prevent a crime I'm afraid the head is mine. Oh my mower, She is keen, blood-stained green Oh my mower, She's a mean, killing machine My Psycho mower, Run fast, get of your ass Hurry, try to Stop h... *blood splat* | |
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